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“I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!”

Diana Wynne Jones book Castle in the Air

Source: Castle in the Air

“I think we ought to live happily ever after.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“I hope your bacon burns.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“Yes, you are nosy. You're a dreadfully nosy, horribly bossy, appallingly clean old woman. Control yourself. You're victimizing us all.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“If I give you a hint and tell you it's a hint, it will be information.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“I'm going up to my room now, where I may die.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Variant: I'm going to bed, where I may die.
Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?" she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet.
"I'm dying of boredom," Howl said pathetically. "Or maybe just dying.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Castle in the Air

Source: Castle Series, Castle in the Air (1990), p. 31.
Context: "Maybe," he said, "you should be more careful about whom you let your dog bite."
"Not I!" said Jamal. "I am a believer of free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so."

“Typical! I break my neck trying to get here, and I find you peacefully tidying up!”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“You've no right to walk into people's castles and take their guitars.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“I'm delirious. Spots are crawling before my eyes."
"Those are spiders.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“Take it from me, Fate doesn't care most of the time.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Castle in the Air

Source: Castle in the Air

“I've got a hangover."
"No, you hit your head on the floor."
"I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“To love someone enough to let them go, you had to let them go forever or you did not love them that much.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Fire and Hemlock

Source: Fire and Hemlock (1985), p. 392.

“I make that four horses and ten men just to get rid of one old woman. What did youto the King?”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle