Denis Leary: Smoking

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“I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!”

Denis Leary

Standup routines, No Cure for Cancer (1993)

Love

“I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all around my neck, I'll be Tracheotomy Man! He can smoke a pack at a time, he's Tracheotomy Man!”

Denis Leary

Standup routines, No Cure for Cancer (1993)

Time

“We didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.”

Denis Leary

Standup routines, No Cure for Cancer (1993)

Drink

“God.. crack. Only in America would a guy invent crack. Only in America would there be a guy that cocaine wasn't good enough for. You know? One guy walking around New York City back in 1985 going, "You know, that cocaine's pretty good, but I want something that makes my heart explode as soon as I smoke it, ok? I want to take one suck off that crack pipe and go *snort* *splat* Now I'm happy! I'm dead, the ultimate high!"”

Denis Leary

Standup routines, No Cure for Cancer (1993)

God , Guy , Heart , Dead