“Family, like arsenic, works best in small doses… unless you prefer to die.”
Source: Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
“Family, like arsenic, works best in small doses… unless you prefer to die.”
Source: Dash & Lily's Book of Dares
“It’s like, you know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait…”
Source: Will Grayson, Will Grayson
Source: Every Day
“I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.”
Source: The Lover's Dictionary