David Lange Quotes

David Russell Lange was a New Zealand politician who served as the 32nd Prime Minister of New Zealand from 1984 to 1989.

A lawyer by profession, Lange was first elected to the New Zealand Parliament in the Mangere by-election of 1977. He soon gained a reputation for cutting wit and eloquence. Lange became the Leader of the Labour Party and Leader of the Opposition in 1983, succeeding Bill Rowling.

When Prime Minister Robert Muldoon called an election in July 1984 Lange led his party to a landslide victory, becoming, at the age of 41, New Zealand's youngest prime minister of the 20th century. The Fourth Labour Government came to power amid a constitutional crisis. It rapidly implemented far-reaching constitutional, economic and social reforms; however, the free market ethos of Lange's government did not conform to traditional expectations of a social-democratic party. Lange and his party were re-elected in August 1987; he resigned two years later and was succeeded by his deputy, Geoffrey Palmer. He retired from Parliament in 1996. Prime Minister Helen Clark described New Zealand's nuclear-free legislation as his legacy.

✵ 4. August 1942 – 13. August 2005
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Famous David Lange Quotes

“He's gone around the country stirring up apathy.”

Referring to a national tour by Jim Bolger.
Source: A New Zealand Dictionary of Political Quotations, p. 112.

“After a very long year we've got a very short knight.”

On the knighthood of the rather short Sir Robert Muldoon in January 1984. Lange repeated the quote on U.S. television as an explanation of Sir Robert's dislike for him.
Source: Heinemann Dictionary of New Zealand Quotations (1988), p. 397.

“If the American global strategy is dependent on the ability of nuclear ships to come to New Zealand, then God defend the world.”

Referring to American nuclear policy, alluding to New Zealand's national anthem, God Defend New Zealand.
Source: Heinemann Dictionary of New Zealand Quotations (1988), p. 397.

“An itinerant masseur, massaging the politically erogenous zones.”

Of Jim Bolger, Leader of the Opposition during the 1987 election campaign.
Source: Heinemann Dictionary of New Zealand Quotations (1988), p. 399.

“When asked, "So, what are you going to do with the rest of your life?": "I'm going to be a jockey."”

Lange was notably rotund.
Source: A New Zealand Dictionary of Political Quotations, p. 97.

David Lange Quotes

“Greens are not expected to be anything but nice.”

Referring to the New Zealand Ecological Movement.
Source: Dominion, 30 December 1991, p. 6.

“He had more on his mind than his mind could hold.”

Referring to an unsuitable applicant for a high-ranking government position.
Source: A New Zealand Dictionary of Political Quotations, p. 94.

“When asked, "Does God help you?": "He's not really in caucus lately."”

Source: A New Zealand Dictionary of Political Quotations, p. 94.

“On seeing a machine labelled "media steriliser", Lange quipped: "Have that sent to my office immediately."”

Source: A New Zealand Dictionary of Political Quotations, p. 98.

“The statement which has been made by the Leader of the Opposition was that the intelligence has stopped. I don't know whether that was a personal confession or whether it was a statement of position.”

Referring to Jim McLay's comments on the effect of the nuclear ships ban on the exchange of military intelligence with New Zealand's allies.
Source: Gliding on the Lino: The Wit of David Lange, compiled by David Barber, 1987.

“Death is very, very terminal.”

In a speech raising awareness about the AIDS epidemic.
Source: National Business Review, 1 May 1987, p. 10.

“Bassett was a member of parliament and a cousin on my father's side of the family. My father delivered him and it became plain in later days that he must have dropped him.”

Referring to his former Cabinet colleague Dr Michael Bassett, who was delivered by his Doctor father.
Source: David Lange, My Life (2005), p. 98

“a man whose life is so boring that if it flashed past he wouldn't be in it”

Referring to former Labour Party member Peter Dunne.
Source: [Pryor, Nicole, Rare stumble by political chameleon, 8 June 2013, The Press, 8 June 2013, A16]

“They couldn't, in the National Party, run a bath and if either the deputy leader or the leader tried to, Sir Robert would run away with the plug.”

Referring to the National Party's problems with internal discipline and Robert Muldoon's reluctance to relinquish power.
Source: Gliding on the Lino: The Wit of David Lange, compiled by David Barber, 1987.

“And I'm going to give it to you if you hold your breath just for a moment … I can smell the uranium on it as you lean towards me.”

Commonly misquoted as "I can smell the uranium on your breath", as in A New Zealand Dictionary of Political Quotations, p. 94.
During the Oxford Union Debate, 1 March 1985.
Source: http://publicaddress.net/default,1578.sm#post

“After that, whenever I drove past Mangakahia, I would empty my ashtray — and I was a heavy smoker in those days — on the road outside the hall.”

Lange had been invited during the election campaign to speak with local farmers in the Mangakahia hall. The meeting lasted well over three hours, with many questions and vigorous displays of support. However on election day, of the 88 votes cast in Mangakahia, none were for Lange's labour party.
Source: Dominion, 4 October 1993, p. 10.

“…a sordid act of international state-backed terrorism.”

Referring to the Bombing of the Rainbow Warrior.
Source: M. King, Death of the Rainbow Warrior (1986), p. 202.

“…an economic ignoramus unfit to oversee a fifty-cent raffle.”

Referring to Muldoon.
Source: New Zealand Wit & Wisdom (1998), p. 155.

“I wouldn't call the Prime Minister gutless. That's all that's left of him.”

Referring to Sir Robert "Piggy" Muldoon.
Source: NZPD 456, 1984, p. 107.

“My back is so scar-tissued that you couldn't find a place to slip a knife.”

Source: A Dictionary of New Zealand Political Quotations (2000), p. 96.

“On Roger Douglas: "He's like rust, he never sleeps."”

Source: A New Zealand Dictionary of Political Quotations, p. 100.

“What a friend we have in cheeses.”

Referring to New Zealand's lucrative dairy export industry.
Source: New Zealand Wit & Wisdom (1998), p. 155.

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