Dave Chappelle: Blackness

Dave Chappelle is American comedian. Explore interesting quotes on blackness.

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“My house got robbed in New York. I didn't even call the police. I wanted to, but I couldn't. My crib is too nice. It's not that it's too nice, but it's too nice for me. You know how the police are in New York. Soon as I open the door, they'll be like, "He's still here! Open and shut case, Johnson. Apparently this black guy broke in and hung up pictures of his family everywhere. Never seen anything like it."”

Comedy specials, HBO Comedy Half-Hour: Dave Chappelle (1998)

“A black man would never dream of talking to the police high. That's a waste of weed. I'm serious. I mean, I'd be scared to talk to the police when I'm sleepy.”

Comedy specials, Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly (2000)

“There's a few reasons you don't see black people at my shows. One is because, obviously, black people have slower internet connections. I mean, that would be my guess. I don't know.”

Comedy specials, The Age of Spin: Dave Chappelle Live at the Hollywood Palladium (2017)