“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”
Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up
Source: Why We Broke Up
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“I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire.”
Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up
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“A girl meets a boy, Ed, and everything changes, or so she says.”
Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up
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Daniel Handler book Adverbs
Source: Adverbs (2006), Truly
Context: If you follow the diamond in my mother's ring from Africa to Germany to California to Arizona to Wisconsin, in the heel of a grandmother, in the beak of a magpie, in the gravel of the path, in someone else's novel, in the center of the earth where the volcanoes are from, you would forget the miracle, the reason diamonds end up in people's fingers in the first place. it is not the diamonds or the birds, the people or the potatoes, it is not any of the nouns. The miracle is the adverbs, the way things are done. It is the way love gets done despite every catastrophe.
“Take back the smile and the night, take it all back, I wish I could.”
Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up
Source: Why We Broke Up
“… there's not enough ink and paper to say all I wanted.”
Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up
Source: Why We Broke Up