Chuck Palahniuk: Trending quotes (page 24)

“It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die. (Narrator)”

“My parents meant well, but the road to Hell is paved with publicity stunts.”

“You met me at a very strange time in my life.”

“She's so thin she's either dying or rich.”

“Everybody's trying to make every minute of the present last forever. Preserve every second.”

“Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a vacuum cleaner, a Barbie doll. Erasing a computer disk. Burning a Book. Probably that goes for killing anybody in the world. We're all such products.”

“Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.”

“It's just the biggest mistake I could think to make”

“You see, life only turns out good or bad for only a little bit. And then it turns out some other way.”

“Telling some stories, Miss Leroy says, is committing suicide.”

“Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.”

“Which is worse, Hell or nothing? Only if we're caught and punished can we be saved.”

“Religions exist because people would rather have a wrong answer than no answer at all.”

“Our culture has made us all the same. No one is truly white or black or rich, anymore. We all want the same. Individually, we are nothing.”

“Rip yourself open. Sew yourself shut.”

“you're a product just as much. a product of a product. the people who design cars, they're products, your teachers, products. the minister in your church, another product.”

“Besides, hysteria is only possible with an audience.”

“The cancer I don't have is everywhere now.”

“Ignorance was bliss.”