Source: Damned (2011)
Context: If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a cinch. Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

“I am nothing, and not even that.”

Chuck Palahniuk Fight Club

Source: Fight Club

“So maybe I'll spend some years in prison, but you'll have a big head start on me in hell!”

Chuck Palahniuk book Invisible Monsters

Source: Invisible Monsters

“In truth, the degree of anyone's success depends on how often they can say the word yes and hear the word no.”

Chuck Palahniuk book Tell-All

Source: Tell-All

“you can't escape the world, and you're not responsible for how you look, if you look beauticious or butt ugly. you're not responsible for how you feel or what you say or how you act or anything you do. it's all out of your hands.”

Chuck Palahniuk book Invisible Monsters

Source: Invisible Monsters

“some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems.”

Chuck Palahniuk book Choke

Source: Choke

“These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.”

Chuck Palahniuk book Lullaby

Source: Lullaby

“Help me give up my addiction to Hope.”

Chuck Palahniuk book Damned

Source: Damned

“We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.”

Chuck Palahniuk book Invisible Monsters

Source: Invisible Monsters

“Life is short, death is forever”

Chuck Palahniuk book Damned

Source: Damned

“Hope is something really tough and tenacious you have to give up. It’s an addiction to break.”

Chuck Palahniuk book Damned

Source: Damned

“The police are asking through the bedroom door, why did I make a batch of strawberry daiquiris before I called them?
Because we were out of raspberries.
Because, can't they see, it just does not matter. Time was not of the essence.”

Chuck Palahniuk book Survivor

Source: Survivor