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Charles John Klosterman is an American author and essayist whose work focuses on American popular culture. He has been a columnist for Esquire and ESPN.com and wrote "The Ethicist" column for The New York Times Magazine. Klosterman is the author of eleven books, including two novels and the essay collection Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto. He was awarded the ASCAP Deems Taylor award for music criticism in 2002. Wikipedia  

✵ 5. June 1972
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Chuck Klosterman Quotes

“This person has done at least two (2) things that would be classified as "unforgivable."”

Chuck Klosterman

Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006), Recognizing Your Archenemy

Personality

“If your archenemy tried to kill you, this person would attempt to stop him.”

Chuck Klosterman

Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006), Recognizing Your Nemesis

Personality

“At some point in the past, this person was (arguably) your best friend.”

Chuck Klosterman

Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006), Recognizing Your Nemesis

Past , Personality

“Within the context of life, I am the centrist pragmatist who doesn't even vote; within the context of sports, I am a potential war criminal.”

Chuck Klosterman

November 7, 2005
ESPN.com Page 2

Life , War , Sport

“This SimChuck is one suave bastard.”

Chuck Klosterman

Billy Sim 0:12 (Reality Interlude)First Scribner Trade Paperback Edition 2004, pg. 21
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (2003)

“Whenever I meet dynamic, nonretarded Americans, I notice that they all seem to share a single unifying characteristic: the inability to experience the kind of mind-blowing, transcendent romantic relationship they perceive to be a normal part of living. And someone needs to take the fall for this. So instead of blaming no one (which is kind of cowardly) or blaming everyone (which is kind of meaningless), I'm going to blame John Cusack.”

Chuck Klosterman

This is Emo 0:01 (Carnivore Interlude) First Scribner Trade Paperback Edition 2004, pg. 2
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (2003)

Parting