Chetan Bhagat: Trending quotes (page 2)

“Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.”

“preety girls behave best when you ignore them”

“Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is - that of an overpaid clerk”

“The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us.”

“It's not arrogance. [Tamilians] are quiet people.”

“can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape my love”

“Girls are beautiful, let's face it, and life is quite, quite worthless without them.”

“But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.”

“Progress is building something lasting for future.”

“People like him think that they are god's gift to the world. What's worse, they are.”

“One thing guys know is when to shut up.”

“Figuring out women is harder than topping a ManPro Quiz.”

“Sometimes counting seconds is a great way to kill time through a woman's tantrums.”

“Alok tried to ask the professor for a re-quiz, who stared back as if he had been asked for both his kidneys.”

“We were talking a lot, but we weren't communicating at all.”

“Girls handbags have enough to make a survival kit for Antarctica.”

“Few people in the world get to hit their bosses but those who do will tell you it is better than sex.”

“Ryan and I took everything; though everything tasted the same, we could at least have some variety of colors on our plate.”

“Practical enough to leave the people who do the funny stuff alone.”