Charlaine Harris: Going

“So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman”

“You'll have to ask Bill that, Sookie. And this is the only reason we're going? You're not cleverly using
this as an excuse to make out with me?"
"I'm not that clever, Eric."
"I think you deceive yourself, Sookie," Eric said with a brilliant smile.”

“Sometimes, instead of going down the road less taken, you just charge down the beaten path.”

“How is Eric?'
'Very tightly wound. Plus, a lot of stuff happened that he'll tell you about.'
'Thanks for the warning. I'll go to the house now. You're my favorite breather.'
'Oh. Well… great.'
She hung up.”

“And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?”

“As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.”

“Don’t go looking for trouble; it’s already looking for you.”

“So, what, you just decided to sack out here and seduce me when I walked in the door? Home from spending the night at my boyfriend's? After having sex with him that could go in the Guinness Book of Records?”

“I’d always enjoyed life, and I knew I would again. But I was going to have to slog through a lot of bad patches to get there”