“I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that.”Bob Newhart
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.”Bob Newhart
“There are a lot of questions I keep asking myself about why I do comedy. I guess I laugh to keep from crying. And I guess if you ever get me crying, I might not stop. This is the way I look at tragedy or else I'll cry.”Bob Newhart