“Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time and you'll have the time of your life.” Billy Connolly Life , Time
“That man (Ronald Reagan, who was President of the USA at the time), he sits at that desk in the White House, and the button is there that can end the world: BOOM! My father's younger than him and we don't give him the controls for the television!” Billy Connolly World , Time , Housing
“(To audience members who were arriving late) You haven't missed a thing, I was just killing time 'til you got here.” Billy Connolly An Audience With Billy - 1985 Time