“That man (Ronald Reagan, who was President of the USA at the time), he sits at that desk in the White House, and the button is there that can end the world: BOOM! My father's younger than him and we don't give him the controls for the television!” Billy Connolly World , Time , Housing
“My wife said "I want to sell the house and buy a yacht". I said "What?! You do realise I live here? Comedian, Scottish guy. There's 3 kids over there, each have their own rooms. C'mon, I'll show you, they live here too."” Billy Connolly Guy , Housing
“Who the fuck are you? Get out of my house…and take that fucking bulldozer with you.” Billy Connolly Housing