“In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.”Bill Cosby
“Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.”Bill Cosby
“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”Bill Cosby
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”Bill Cosby
“No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.”Bill Cosby
“I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.”Bill Cosby
“Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.”Bill Cosby
“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.”Bill Cosby Source: Fatherhood
“And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.”Bill Cosby
“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”Bill Cosby