“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors — and miss.”
Robert A. Heinlein Time Enough for Love
Source: Time Enough for Love (1973)

Time Enough for Love is a science fiction novel by American writer Robert A. Heinlein, first published in 1973. The work was nominated for the Nebula Award for Best Novel in 1973 and both the Hugo and Locus Awards in 1974.
“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors — and miss.”
Robert A. Heinlein Time Enough for Love
Source: Time Enough for Love (1973)
“A motion to adjourn is always in order.”
Robert A. Heinlein Time Enough for Love
Source: Time Enough for Love
“Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.”
Robert A. Heinlein Time Enough for Love
Source: Time Enough for Love
“Every general prohibition creates its bootleggers.”
Robert A. Heinlein Time Enough for Love
Source: Time Enough for Love
“Never try to outstubborn a cat.”
Robert A. Heinlein Time Enough for Love
Source: Time Enough for Love
“I came, I saw, she conquered."
The original Latin seems to have been garbled.”
Robert A. Heinlein Time Enough for Love
Source: Time Enough for Love
“Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left.”
Robert A. Heinlein Time Enough for Love
Source: Time Enough for Love
Robert A. Heinlein Time Enough for Love
Source: Time Enough for Love: the lives of Lazarus Long; a novel , (1973), p. 366