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Arborophilia

Jacob M. Appel

Arborophilia is a play by Jacob M. Appel, about a woman whose daughters have both vexed her in love: one is dating a Republican and the other has fallen in love with a poplar tree.

“The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.”

Jacob M. Appel Arborophilia

Arborophilia (2005)

“Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.”

Jacob M. Appel Arborophilia

Arborophilia (2005)

“If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises….”

Jacob M. Appel Arborophilia

Arborophilia (2005)

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