“The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool.”

“Trouble comes looking for you if you’re a fool.”

“When you’re young you never doubt yourself. You never wonder if you’re justified. But as a man gets older he learns to doubt. Whether he can do a thing—whether he should.”

“The way you’re perceived is regal
On the televisions by the people
You don’t fool us: we know you’re evil
And your face should be illegal”

“I have your word?”
“You trust my word?”
“You’re an idealistic fool. Of course.”

“Do you think that during the first five hours of the day you are the same as you are in the last five hours? No way. You’re tired, and if you’re tired, you stop listening, and the decisions you make are risky.”

“A man learns to skate by staggering about and making a fool of himself. Indeed he progresses in all things by resolutely making a fool of himself.”

“Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.”

“You have to change your life if you’re not happy, and wake up if things aren’t going the way you want.”

“I've learned that making a 'living' is not the same thing as 'making a life'.”