“Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.”

“Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.”

“Pantheism is sexed-up atheism. Deism is watered-down theism.”

“Provision of condoms also sends the message that sex between prisoners is OK - yet abstinence is part and parcel of a prison sentence.”

“Funnily enough, today there is one area of sex that when discussed, still makes people’s posteriors pucker with discomfort… abstinence.”

“Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.”

“Atheism, not religion, is the real force behind the mass murders of history.”

“If you have a sloppy religion you get a sloppy atheism.”

“Atheism is a religion of death. Though atheists make their own “meaning” or “purpose” while alive, ultimately atheism is all meaningless, purposeless, and utterly hopeless.”

“Freedom and not servitude is the cure of anarchy; as religion, and not atheism, is the true remedy for superstition.”