“I can't - I'll chop off my own foot!"
"If you're going to chop off anyone's foot, chop off Benedict's," Will muttered.”

“I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I do not need.”

“Hatred is like a Hydra - the more heads one chops off, the stronger it grows.”

“And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off some fingers! Guess I'll just take them with me…. Oh, darn, where did that middle finger go?”

“She doesn't quite chop his head off.
She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.”

“I like flowers, I also like children, but I do not chop their heads off and keep them in bowls of water around the house.”

“Every instigator or madman, who will dare to raise his hand against the government, let him be sure that the government will chop it off.”

“I dont know," said Simon, "it doesn't sound so bad to me. I'd rather have someone mess around inside my head than chop it off."
"Then you're a bigger idiot than you look.”

“Chop off that head which does not bow to the Lord, O Nanak, that human body, in which there is no pain of separation from the Lord-take that body and burn it.”

“Our riches, being in our brains, die with us… Unless of course someone chops off our head, in which case, we won't need them anyway.”