“A garden always has a point.”

“That's exactly why nature always trumps gardens. Gardens are just reality pruned of chaos. What doesn't work you rip out.”

“He that hath eaten a bear-pie, will always smell of the garden.”

“In the garden of tabloid delight, there is always a clean towel and another song.”

“A garden is always a series of losses set against a few triumphs, like life itself.”

“To the bird watcher, the suburbanite who derives joy from birds in his garden, the hunter, the fisherman or the explorer of wild regions, anything that destroys the wildlife of an area for even a single year has deprived him of pleasure to which he has a legitimate right. This is a valid point of view.”

“I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.”

“The PLO has accepted this burden of vigilance. It has always made a point of demonstrating its sympathy with the Jewish victims of the holocaust and in condemning the Nazi regime.”

“The earth is my altar, the sky is my dome, mind is my garden, the heart is my home and I'm always at home — yea, I'm always at Om.”

“No gardener, no garden!”