“Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.”

“Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.”

“All science is either physics or stamp collecting.”

“Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.”

“And what will you do now? You'll collect loves
Like stamps. You've got doubles and no one
Will trade you and you have the damaged ones.”

“Book collecting is an obsession, an occupation, a disease, an addiction, a fascination, an absurdity, a fate. It is not a hobby. Those who do it must do it.”

“Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.”

“Atheism, not religion, is the real force behind the mass murders of history.”

“If you have a sloppy religion you get a sloppy atheism.”

“Atheism is a religion of death. Though atheists make their own “meaning” or “purpose” while alive, ultimately atheism is all meaningless, purposeless, and utterly hopeless.”