“I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter”

“life is too short for fake butter or fake people.”

“The fact that the term fake news is now in the regular vocabulary of the American people is evidence enough Americans know the news is fake.”

“I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.”

“What did the people mean when they voted for Tammany? What is representative government, anyhow? Is it all a fake that this is a government of the people, by the people and for the people? If it isn't a fake, then why isn't the people's voice obeyed and Tammany men put in all the offices? p. 12”

“No doubt about it. The reality is, there’s nothing fake, obviously, like pro wrestling, and it is the most hard-core, full-contact event in the world.”

“Unlike a human smile, purring cannot be, as far as anyone knows, faked.”

“The real intolerance for my immune system is fake people.”

“There's been an awful lot of discussion about what is or isn't simple, and people have gotten a pretty sophisticated notion of simplicity, but I'm not sure it has helped.”

“Only people with fake personalities who want to edit their own appearance.”