“A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.”

“I have an aversion to closed doors anyway. You never know what's on the other side.”

“I was once asked why I was always on the wrong side, I said, "probably not just on your side." In a democracy, there isn't supposed to be a wrong or right side. Just what the majority wants, nothing more.”

“People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.”

“Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong — but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.”

“Door of passage to the other side, the soul frees itself in stride.”

“Segregation is wrong because it is a system of adultery perpetuated by an illicit intercourse between injustice and immorality.”

“If you don’t have a dog--at least one--there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.”

“If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.”

“The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.”