“I've always liked quiet people: You never know if they're dancing in a daydream or if they're carrying the weight of the world.”

“I never trust people with no appetite. It's like they're always holding something back on you.”

“people think they know what they're getting, and they're always wrong.”

“Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.”

“I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.”

“Sweetheart, never listen to what my enemies say. They're very confused people. I know they are because I've spent years making them that way.”

“On the surface, we're polar opposites. Under the skin, though, we're the same: people think they know what they're getting, and they're always wrong.”

“Usually people look at you when they're talking to you. I know that they're working out what I'm thinking, but I can't tell what they're thinking. It is like being in a room with a one-way mirror in a spy film.”

“I don't like American girls. They're very conceited, you know. In Europe they're more pleasant.”

“You know how some people, when they're together, they somehow make you feel more hopeful? Make you feel like the world is not the insane place it really is?”