“A woman did what a woman had to, the best way she knew how. To do more was impossible, to do less, unthinkable.”

“A woman is human.

She is not better, wiser, stronger, more intelligent, more creative, or more responsible than a man.

Likewise, she is never less.

Equality is a given.

A woman is human.”

“(Woman to psychic) Which do you think is the more impossible dream: the perfect man or the perfect handbag?”

“She knew now that marriage did not make love. Janie’s first dream was dead, so she became a woman.”

“What young woman is not, more or less, a mirror?”

“This is how she shows herself a woman indeed,
My lady, and I reproach her for it:
She does not want what one ought to want,
And what she is forbidden to do, she does.”

“If we do not do the impossible, we shall be faced with the unthinkable.”

“A woman is like a teabag - only in hot water do you realize how strong she is.”

“When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.”

“But don't try to find an untroublesome woman. She will dull out on you. What makes a woman good in bed makes it impossible for her to live alone.”