“Walking down 8th Avenue, I fell in behind two muscled gym queens. When a car alarm went off, one of them turned to the other, saying, "That's the Puerto Rican national anthem."”

—  David Sedaris

"Really?" the other guy said. "That's actually their anthem?"

04.09.1992 - p.291
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