
“Just how far up your ass is your head?!”
DA Jack McCoy in the Law & Order episode Rubber Room.
Law & Order
"Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me."
Speaking of the discovery that obesity is contagious
Monologue, 26 July 2007
The Tonight Show
“Just how far up your ass is your head?!”
DA Jack McCoy in the Law & Order episode Rubber Room.
Law & Order
“You can shove your climate crisis up your ass.”
Source: 2021, Response to COP26 (November 2021)
“This is a car that allows you to adjust the temperature of your ass.”
tick, tick... BOOM! (1990)
“FEMA? I always thought it was a bone here in your ass.”
Red, White, and Screwed (2006)
“Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.”
Letter (9 July 1950); published in Ernest Hemingway: Selected Letters 1917–1961 (1981) edited by Carlos Baker
“Cracker-ass? Are you calling me cracker-ass, nigga?!”
Laugh Factory incident (2006)
Source: Commentary on the Epistle to the Galatians (1535), Chapter 2, Verse 14
“By outward show let's not be cheated;
An ass should like an ass be treated.”
XI, "The Packhorse and Carrier"
Fables (1727), Fables, Part the Second (1738)
“What was uncalled for? It is uncalled for you to interrupt my ass you cheap motherfucker!”
responding to the heckler saying "That was uncalled for"
Laugh Factory incident (2006)