“I have not had an affair with Petronella. It is complete balderdash. It is an inverted pyramid of piffle.”

—  Boris Johnson

It is all completely untrue and ludicrous conjecture. I am amazed people can write this drivel.
Simon Walters, "Boris, Petsy and a 'pyramid of piffle'", Mail on Sunday, 7 November 2004, p. 7.
Denying accusations of his having an affair with Petronella Wyatt.
2000s, 2004

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