“Don't you stupid Aussies get it? Australia is doomed!”

“You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian,… but it probably helps.”

“Well. You were allowed to be young and stupid, when you were young and stupid, and if it didn’t do you in, you might get older and wiser.”

“If you're not angry, you're just stupid, or you don't care.”

“What you know, you don't want to know
You're with stupid now.”

“Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart.”

“Whenever you say that homophobia is stupid, you just get called gay.”

“When you do something stupid and die, it's pathetic,” I said. “When you do something stupid and survive it, then you get to call it impressive or heroic.”

“If you do something and people think you’re stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.”

“Though you pay for the hands they're shaking
The speeches and the mistakes they're making
As they struggle with the undertaking
Of simple thought What you want, you don't know
You're with stupid now
What you know, you don't want to know
You're with stupid now.”