“We cultivate literature on a little oatmeal.”
Sydney Smith (1771–1845) English writer and clergyman
Vol. I, ch. 2, p. 60.
Motto proposed by Smith for the Edinburgh Review.
Lady Holland's Memoir (1855)
(23 June 2003)
Unfit for Mass Consumption (blog entries), 2003
Context: The world wants oatmeal. It is not my job to give the world oatmeal. It is my job not to be a hack. It is my job to try to make the world chew, lest its lazy jaw muscles atrophy and its collective mandible withers and all its teeth fall out. It is my job, as a writer, to give the world toffee and peanut brittle and tough steak and celery. I write peanut butter sandwiches, not oatmeal. And every time some dolt whines, "I'm confused" or "I don't understand" or "This doesn't make any sense," I should smile and know that I'm doing my job. Not because it is my job to be opaque, but because it is not my job to be transparent.
“We cultivate literature on a little oatmeal.”
Sydney Smith (1771–1845) English writer and clergyman
Vol. I, ch. 2, p. 60.
Motto proposed by Smith for the Edinburgh Review.
Lady Holland's Memoir (1855)
“Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.”
Larry Wall (1954) American computer programmer and author, creator of Perl
[1994Jul21.173737.16853@netlabs.com, 1994]
Usenet postings, 1994
“As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.”
Mr. T (1952) American actor and retired professional wrestler
Attributed
“… now and then a giggling trail of mermaids appeared in our wake. We fed them oatmeal.”
Tove Jansson book The Exploits of Moominpappa
Source: Moominpappa's Memoirs
Rob Payne (1973) Canadian writer
Source: Working Class Zero (2003), Chapter 17, p. 141
Robert Fulghum (1937) American writer
Source: Uh-oh - Some Observations From Both Sides Of The Refrigerator Door
John Grogan (1958) American journalist
Source: Marley and Me: Life and Love With the World's Worst Dog
Adam Smith (1723–1790) Scottish moral philosopher and political economist
Source: (1776), Book I, Chapter VIII, p. 91 (Oatmeal in England makes for great horses, in Scotland Great Men).