“Shock the monkey to life.”

“Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!”

“Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18[gibberish]. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You".”

“Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey.”

“Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey.”

“Life could not be entirely devoted to debauchery and monkeys. Magnus had to finance all the drinking somehow.”

“Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you dead, or does needle drugs or something. Then it's wrong, and a bad monkey.”

“A monkey's transformed body weds the human mind.
Mind is a monkey—this, the truth profound.”

“You are either the man in the white coat or you are the monkey. Susan sees herself as the monkey.”

“Hope for the best, be prepared for the worse. Life is shocking, but you must never appear to be shocked. For no matter how bad it is it could be worse and no matter how good it is it could be better.”