“People say 'Ooh, doesn't Lionel Blair look good for his age?' Well, no, not really – not unless he's about five hundred. Otherwise he looks like nothing more than an elaborately coiffured scrotum.”

—  Linda Smith

Packet of Three, Channel 4, 1991
Stand-up

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