“My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.”

—  Boris Johnson

"You ask the questions", The Independent, 17 June 2004, p. 7.
Asked "Admit it: you want to become prime minister, don't you?" by Amanda Findlay of Bolton.
2000s, 2004

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