“Ninety-five percent of all human-readable traffic over the net is spam, a figure virtually unchanged since the late noughties.”

—  Charles Stross , book Rule 34

Source: Rule 34 (2011), Chapter 13, “Kemal: Spamcop” (p. 155)

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