“He [Lenny Dykstra] might be Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets.”
Charlie Sheen (1965) American film and television actor
On The Alex Jones Show February 24 2011
as quoted by Paul Krassner in Lenny Bruce: Swear to tell the truth 1998 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0175844/
“He [Lenny Dykstra] might be Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets.”
Charlie Sheen (1965) American film and television actor
On The Alex Jones Show February 24 2011
Dennis Miller (1953) American stand-up comedian, television host, and actor
Associated Press interview (26 January 2004) http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/26/tv.dennismiller.ap/
“Jack: When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.”
Jack Benny (1894–1974) comedian, vaudeville performer, and radio, television, and film actor
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
Miley Cyrus (1992) American actor and singer-songwriter
MTV.com http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1601181/story.jhtml (December 11, 2008)
“I don't perceive my role as a newsman at all. I'm a comedian from stem to stern.”
Stephen Colbert (1964) American political satirist, writer, comedian, television host, and actor
When asked what he perceives his role to be, given that many young people claim to get their news from The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, on newsman. "Harvard University: A Conversation with Stephen Colbert" http://ksgaccman.harvard.edu/iop/events_forum_video.asp?ID=3051 (1 December 2006). <br class="br">Context: I don't perceive my role as a newsman at all. I'm a comedian from stem to stern. You can cut me open and count the rings of jokes. If people learn something about the news by watching the show, that is incidental to my goal.
Jimmy Carr (1972) British comedian and humourist
Beverley Lyons and Lee-Ann Fullerton (February 28, 2004) "The Razz: Jimmy's Brent on being funny", The Daily Record.
Bo Burnham (1990) American comedian, musician, and actor
Source: [Joseph P., Kahn, Joseph P. Kahn, Nonfamily humor, straight from home, y, http://www.boston.com/ae/theater_arts/articles/2008/02/13/nonfamily_humor_straight_from_home/, The Boston Globe, P. Steven Ainsley, Boston, Massachusetts, USA, 2008-02-13, 2009-01-25, Irreverent songs win Hamilton youth a cult following]
Lea DeLaria (1958) American actress and singer
Interview http://www.breakupgirl.net/guest/9907.html, Breakup Girl (1999-07-15)