“Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can't see either.”

—  Kin Hubbard

Short Furrows http://books.google.com/books?id=DCQOAAAAYAAJ&q=%22Never+tell+the+box-office+man+that+you+can't+hear+well+or+he+will+sell+you+a+seat+where+you+can't+see+either%22&pg=PA10#v=onepage (1911).

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