“620. Before you make a friend eate a bushell of salt with him.”

“Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men. Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid. Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house. Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.”

“892. Better eat Salt with Philosophers of Greece, than eat Sugar with Courtezans of Italy.”

“There is a red and angry world…
Red things happen there.
The world eats your wife…
Eats your friends…
Eats all the things… that make you human…
And you become a monster.
And the world… just keeps on eating.”

“It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?”

“Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.”

“You have to eat before you drink! If you remember nothing else I've said tonight, remember to eat before you drink!”

“"Do you know a cure for me?" "Why yes," he said, "I know a cure for everything. Salt water." "Salt water?" I asked him. "Yes," he said, "in one way or the other. Sweat, or tears, or the salt sea."”

“On Swinburne - He invited me to eat; the service was silver and gold, but no food therein save pepper and salt.”

“Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.”