“Jeff, you bloated hack! Your jokes are so old, they know who George Hamilton is.”

— Greg Giraldo

David Hasslehoff Comedy Central Roast (2010)

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American comedian 1965–2010

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“Jeff, you bloated hack! Your jokes are so old, they know who George Hamilton is.”

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