“I wouldn't undertake tew korrekt a mans sektarian views enny quicker than i would tell him which road tew take at a 4 corners, when i didn't know miself which waz the right one.”

— Josh Billings

Josh Billings: His Works, Complete (1873)

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American humorist 1818–1885

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