“I fail sometimes, I succeed sometimes, so that's fair enough. It's a package deal. It comes with that package:Failures and sucess.”

“He's male. I've noticed that sometimes the brains simply get left out of the package.”

“What can it matter to me, that I succeed or fail? The undertaking is none of mine, if they want me to succeed I’ll fail, and vice versa, so as not to be rid of my tormentors.”

“I just love dealing with people whose idea of sometimes is every thousand years,” I said.”

“I had already found that it was not good to be alone, and so made companionship with what there was around me, sometimes with the universe and sometimes with my own insignificant self; but my books were always my friends, let fail all else.”

“Everything is a contest. All dealings among men are a contest in which some will succeed and others fail. And some are failing quite spectacularly.”

“A topic that sometimes succeeds in being fully resolved with the help of long explanations in speech or writing, with arguments and letter, but more often fails the harder it is pursued, can be resolved by dumbness in a single hour.”

“Sometimes because I'm sad I do bad things.
I can't tell you what they are.
They are too bad. And it's not fair on the cat.”

“When I try, I fail.
When I trust,
He succeeds.”

“I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work.”