“A man's reputashun iz something like hiz coat, thare iz certain kemikals that will take the stains and grease spots out ov it, but it alwus haz a second-handed kind ov a look, and generally smells strong ov the kemikals.”

—  Josh Billings

Josh Billings: His Works, Complete (1873)

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American humorist 1818–1885

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