“The librarian must be the librarian militant before he can be the librarian triumphant.”

“In general, librarians enjoyed special requests. A reference librarian is someone who likes the chase. When librarians read for pleasure, they often pick a good mystery.”

“Darryl Zanuck thought all women were either broads or librarians. He thought I was a librarian. He thought I was smart.”

“If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.”

“A librarian is not a legal process. There is not librarian in the country — unless she or he is a lawyer — who is in the position to determine what he or she is looking at is indeed child pornography.”

“What can I say? Librarians rule.”

“Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.”

“I'm a librarian, not an oracle.”

“God bless the Reference Librarians”

“Teachers are to inspire; librarians are to fulfill.”