“How can I trust a bank to keep my money safe when it has dozens of pens stolen every day?”
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American journalist 1946–1994Related quotes
“To live every day as if it had been stolen from death, that is how I would like to live.”
Source: The Art of Racing in the Rain

“Not, how much of my money will I give to God, but, how much of God’s money will I keep for myself?”

“How can I trust you when I can't trust me”
Book of Rhymes
On Albums, God's Son (2002)

“Sometimes I think our central bank will keep printing money till we run out of trees.”
The Downward Spiral http://www.jimrogers.com/content/stories/articles/THE_DOWNWARD_SPIRAL.htm