“On the highway, I hit a deer. I kept him. He's at home in the garage on the rafters. I'm going to use him for the celebration this weekend. He's a prop. They might suspend me for the last game, but I think this one is worth it. This is going to be the greatest celebration of all time, man. I actually use an animal.”

—  Chad Johnson

"Bengals' Johnson planning new celebration" http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2267038, ESPN.com (21 December 2005)

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