“And all the world over, each nation's the same;
They've simply no mission of playing the game.
They argue with umpires - they cheer when they've won
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun.
The English are moral, the English are good
And clever, and modest, and misunderstood!”

—  Michael Flanders

A Song of Patriotic Prejudice

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English writer and performer 1922–1975

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