“Poor human natur iz too full ov its own grievances tew have enny pitty to spare,--if yu show a man a big bile on yure arm, he will tell yu he had one twice az big az that, on the same spot, last year.”

— Josh Billings

Josh Billings: His Works, Complete (1873)

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American humorist 1818–1885

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