“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
Variant: The report of my death was an exaggeration.
From a note Twain wrote in London on May 31, 1897 to reporter Frank Marshall White: Shelley Fisher Fishkin, Lighting Out For the Territory : Reflections on Mark Twain and American Culture (Oxford University Press, 1996), p. 134 http://books.google.com/books?id=ms3tce7BgJsC&lpg=PA134&vq=%22the%20report%20of%20my%20death%20was%20an%20exaggeration%22&pg=PA134. (The original note is the Papers of Mark Twain, Accession #6314, etc., Clifton Waller Barrett Library, Special Collections, University of Virginia Library, Charlottesville, Va. http://ead.lib.virginia.edu/vivaxtf/view?docId=uva-sc/viu00005.xml, in Box 1.) <br class="br">White subsequently reported this in "Mark Twain Amused," New York Journal, 2 June 1897. White also recounts the incident in "Mark Twain as a Newspaper Reporter," The Outlook, Vol. 96, 24 December 1910 <br class="br">"Chapters from My Autobiography", The North American Review, 21 September 1906, p. 160. Mark Twain <br class="br">Misquote: The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. <br class="br">This paraphrase or misquote may be more popular than the original. <br class="br">Variant: I said - 'Say the report is greatly exaggerated'.
“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
Variant: The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Thomas Fuller (writer) (1654–1734) British physician, preacher, and intellectual
Introductio ad prudentiam: Part II (1727)
Robert N. Proctor (1954) American historian
Source: Racial Hygiene: Medicine Under the Nazis, 1988, p. 182
“Death cures all ills. Well, most of them.”
Laurell K. Hamilton book Narcissus in Chains
Source: Narcissus in Chains
“Pride, ill nature, and want of sense, are the three great sources of ill manners.”
Jonathan Swift book A Treatise on Good Manners and Good Breeding
A Treatise on Good Manners and Good Breeding
“Yes, well I had all my serious illnesses in late middle age. And now I'm just stuck, I'm afraid.”
V.S. Pritchett (1900–1997) British writer and critic
As quoted in "V.S. Pritchett's Century" (1990) by Martin Amis; later included in Visiting Mrs. Nabokov and Other Excursions (1993) by Martin Amis, p. 265
“It is as bad as bad can be: it is ill-fed, ill-killed, ill-kept, and ill-drest.”
Samuel Johnson (1709–1784) English writer
Of roast mutton served to him at an inn, June 3, 1784, p. 535
Life of Samuel Johnson (1791), Vol IV
“There are two sorts of ill-breeding”
John Locke book Some Thoughts Concerning Education
Sec. 141
Some Thoughts Concerning Education (1693)
Context: The next good quality belonging to a gentleman, is good breeding [manners]. There are two sorts of ill-breeding: the one a sheepish bashfulness, and the other a mis-becoming negligence and disrespect in our carriage; both of which are avoided by duly observing this one rule, not to think meanly of ourselves, and not to think meanly of others.