“The smell of good advice always makes Rabbit want to run the other way.”

“Sometimes, everything in the world seems to be lined up against you. All the evidence says you ought to run the other way. Make the bravest choice, not the safest. It's not the best advice, but it's all I have to offer”

“It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.”

“Rich people always smell good.”

“Stupid people always ignored good advice”

“If you want to catch something, running after it isn't always the best way.”

“When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.”

“Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it.”

“There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos.”

“The first step in making rabbit stew is catching the rabbit.”