“In the beginning was the dog
the real name of Jehovah is Rover
Adam's rib is buried in the garden”
John Hegley (1953) British writer, musician and comedian
"God is dog"
Glad To Wear Glasses (1990)
His reply as to by what authority he demanded the surrender of Fort Ticonderoga, as recounted in A Narrative of Colonel Ethan Allen's Captivity (1779). Other reports indicate that he initially declared: "Come out of there you sons of British whores, or I'll smoke you out!" According to historian and folklorist B.A.Botkin, one Israel Harris was present at the time, and later told his grandson (the late Professor James D. Butler of Madison, Wisconsin) that Allen's actual words were "Come out of there, you goddam old rat!" See Paul F. Boller, Jr., and John George, They Never Said It: A Book of Fake Quotes, Misquotes, & Misleading Attributions (1989), p. 4.
“In the beginning was the dog
the real name of Jehovah is Rover
Adam's rib is buried in the garden”
John Hegley (1953) British writer, musician and comedian
"God is dog"
Glad To Wear Glasses (1990)
Robert Graves book King Jesus
the Terebinth-god, the Thunder-god, the Pomegranate-god, the Bull-god, the Goat-god, the Antelope-god, the Calf-god, the Porpoise-god, the Ram-god, the Ass-god, the Barley-god, the god of Healing, the Moon-god, the god of the Dog-star, the Sun-god. Later (if it is permitted to write in this style) he did exactly what his Roman counterpart, Capitoline Jove, has done: he formed a supernal Trinity in conjunction with two of the Goddess's three persons, namely, Anatha of the Lions and Ashima of the Doves, the counterparts of Juno and Minerva; the remaining person, a sort of Hecate named Sheol, retiring to rule the infernal regions.
King Jesus (1946)
“Who will not really fear you, Jehovah, and glorify your name, because you alone are loyal?”
John the Evangelist (10–98) author of the Gospel of John; traditionally identified with John the Apostle of Jesus, John of Patmos (author o…
Revelation 15:4 http://www.jw.org/en/publications/bible/bi12/books/revelation/15/, NWT <br class="br">Revelation
Donald Barthelme (1931–1989) American writer, editor, and professor
“An Hesitation on the Bank of the Delaware”, p. 80.
The Teachings of Don. B: Satires, Parodies, Fables, Illustrated Stories, and Plays of Donald Barthelme (1992)
Calvin Coolidge (1872–1933) American politician, 30th president of the United States (in office from 1923 to 1929)
1920s, Speech on the Anniversary of the Declaration of Independence (1926)
Carl L. Becker (1873–1945) American historian
The Declaration of Independence: A Study in the History of Political Ideas (1922)
“The name of the Congress is mud. There is utter lack of leaderdhip in the state.”
Charan Singh (1902–1987) prime minister of India
In a letter to Nehru when he resigned from a minster's post from the Sampurnanand ministry in 1952 in UP, p. 196
Profiles of Indian Prime Ministers